Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
tell me about the fingering
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