what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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