I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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