I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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