Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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