i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
The beer is more important than you right now.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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