I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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