I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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