Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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