he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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