There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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