we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
