I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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