oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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