oh god the rape fog is back!
wanna go halves on a baby?
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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