3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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