Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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