It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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