I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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