Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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