Have you finally orgasmed yet?
how can u be prego again
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
