Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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