For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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