it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We are all done wearing pants today
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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