If i come over, it means nothing
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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