Grow some girl-balls and come out already
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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