gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Define "chronic" masturbator.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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