he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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