Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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