but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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