And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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