listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
pop tarts are not kleenex
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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