do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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