Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
