Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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