At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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