Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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