Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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