just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Drake has all the answers
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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