i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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