I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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