She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
