WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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