I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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