id be glad to
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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