could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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