When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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