so that wasnt chicken after all
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
