I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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