I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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