why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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