You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I need a beard to bite.
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