Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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